2 minute break

I went into the restroom at the office this morning and unbuttoned my pants (damned buttonfly jeans). I searched in vain for the opening in my boxer shorts before concluding that I had my boxers on backwards. Dropping my pants proved that to be true (scratch, scratch, scratch).

Is this an early sign of dementia? Why didn't my shorts feel strange? Did the hip operation somehow affect the feeling in my butt? Am I making too much of this? Or not enough?